MckMama is doing a Not Me! Monday on her blog at
http://www.mycharmingkids.net/. I would link to this but I'm not certain how!! I was reading through some of the other folks attachments and they were hilarious. I thought I would do it too! **Oh, I figured it out!!**
Last week I
did not go through 4 pregnancy tests to see if the answer changed on them? I
did not get negative results all 4 times and continue to hope that they were all wrong. I
was not so silly as to forget to realize that being on antibiotics for 10 days could delay ones "flo". I also
did not inform my husband that he would be on the strictest of schedules until he "knocked me up" again!
Saturday I
did not forget to bring Lucas' swim trunks to the cookout. I
did not have to drive all the way back home to get one for him. I
was not tempted to allow my child swim in a little girls bikini bottoms and just look as though it were a speedo. No sir, not me, it never crossed my mind!
Saturday night I
did not allow my grown niece, who is a hair dresser, to "play" with my hair for almost 30 minutes while I relaxed. I
did not have her do this while I realized that she was bored to tears. I
did not have her do this after she had spent the entire day in the salon doing peoples hair. I most certainly
did not feel guilty!
Sunday my family
did not take 5 month late Christmas presents to some friends of ours. Those gifts
have not been sitting in my home office for 5 months. I am definitely more "with it" than that...I so wouldn't allow that to happen!
This morning I
did not keep my near 4yr old out of preschool because he was covered in body tattoos that I could not get to come off. I
was not so embarrased by all the art work that I brought him to work with me. I
am not blaming it on being afraid of the Swine Flu instead of being honest about the body art!!!